Who in the world created the Geico Emergency Roadside commercial?!!! I almost threw my remote at the TV. I was working on a dashboard with the TV in the background when I noticed myself tensing up. I looked up and added a visual to all the damn straw sucking and other annoying noises going on. I had to pause the TV until I could fast forward. This is why I don’t watch TV live anymore. I must have the option to fast forward through commercials because lately advertisers think obnoxiousness is the way to go lately. If I had their insurance, I would be on the phone switching right now. And, I would list “sensory assault” as my reason for termination.