MartaMe

MartaMe: Funktified 1.10.19

Somebody on this train has this whole car stinking!!! Smelling like 100+ pounds of getback! This little girl in front of me is alternating between counting down their stops and whining β€œI can’t breathe”!🀭😩😩 She pointed out the culprit😳…damn kids.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Her mom scolded her. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here with my face tightly wrapped watching folks reactions as they get on. Po folks think they lucked up on a seat. Watching those smiles quickly go to surprise and then all frowned up…baaaaaabbbbeeeee.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I’m going to track some reactions for the next few stops:

– I hope these folks don’t think it’s my kids. (I actually did think it was her baby when I got on.😬)

– walked on and walked right back offπŸšΆπŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸšΆπŸ½β€β™€οΈ

– walked on and discussed getting off at the next stop. Got off at next stopπŸ€­πŸ€”πŸšΆπŸ½β€β™€οΈ This was the number 1 reaction.

– Just said, β€œGOTDAMN!” and moved way down the car😷➑️➑️

Hold up – the little girl just asked her mom if she could put her earbuds in her nose. Poor baby.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

More reactions watching:

– This shit stinks!

– My skin is too sensitive for this shit!

– Awwww hell naw!

– Oooohhhhhhhh (followed by a quick U-turn)

– I can’t

– This is not working for me

– Anybody got any air freshener

– lady walks down aisle spraying perfume…some thanked her. I can’t smell either way so πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

– bumping all into each other trying to get off before the doors closed once that smell hit them. πŸ˜‚

– faces as they get on:πŸ˜•πŸ˜ŸπŸ˜’πŸ˜³πŸ₯΅πŸ˜–πŸ€­πŸ˜§πŸ˜²πŸ˜·πŸ€’πŸ™ŠπŸ˜ 

I am not laughing at the individual because I don’t know his story, but he doesn’t look like he smells. Perhaps that’s why folks are so surprised. But, the reactions and u-turns being made are hella comical!!!β†©οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ real tears are running down my face as I try to suppress my laughter at these folks’ reactions.😭😭😭 Luckily, he slept through it all.

Meanwhile, I can’t smell a damn thing because my face is wrapped so tightly and my airtamer is in full affect. If I pass out, it’s my own damn fault.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚