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MartaMe: Funktified 1.10.19

Somebody on this train has this whole car stinking!!! Smelling like 100+ pounds of getback! This little girl in front of me is alternating between counting down their stops and whining โ€œI canโ€™t breatheโ€!๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ She pointed out the culprit๐Ÿ˜ณ…damn kids.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Her mom scolded her. Meanwhile, Iโ€™m sitting here with my face tightly wrapped watching folks reactions as they get on. Po folks think they lucked up on a seat. Watching those smiles quickly go to surprise and then all frowned up…baaaaaabbbbeeeee.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Iโ€™m going to track some reactions for the next few stops:

– I hope these folks donโ€™t think itโ€™s my kids. (I actually did think it was her baby when I got on.๐Ÿ˜ฌ)

– walked on and walked right back off๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

– walked on and discussed getting off at the next stop. Got off at next stop๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ This was the number 1 reaction.

– Just said, โ€œGOTDAMN!โ€ and moved way down the car๐Ÿ˜ทโžก๏ธโžก๏ธ

Hold up – the little girl just asked her mom if she could put her earbuds in her nose. Poor baby.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

More reactions watching:

– This shit stinks!

– My skin is too sensitive for this shit!

– Awwww hell naw!

– Oooohhhhhhhh (followed by a quick U-turn)

– I canโ€™t

– This is not working for me

– Anybody got any air freshener

– lady walks down aisle spraying perfume…some thanked her. I canโ€™t smell either way so ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

– bumping all into each other trying to get off before the doors closed once that smell hit them. ๐Ÿ˜‚

– faces as they get on:๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ˜ 

I am not laughing at the individual because I donโ€™t know his story, but he doesnโ€™t look like he smells. Perhaps thatโ€™s why folks are so surprised. But, the reactions and u-turns being made are hella comical!!!โ†ฉ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ real tears are running down my face as I try to suppress my laughter at these folksโ€™ reactions.๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Luckily, he slept through it all.

Meanwhile, I canโ€™t smell a damn thing because my face is wrapped so tightly and my airtamer is in full affect. If I pass out, itโ€™s my own damn fault.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚